Here's some short takes on the Sarah Palin nomination:
Experience. Barack Obama's been a national figure for almost four years. Sarah Palin's been a national figure for almost four hours.
Palin's Role Model. Joe Biden said that John McCain would be picking the next Dick Cheney for Vice-President. McCain picked the next Dan Quayle instead.
The Hillary Effect. Hillary Clinton's candidacy was about expanding opportunities for women. Little did Sarah Palin know that she would be the first woman to benefit from those opportunities.
The Bill Effect. Chris Matthews claimed that Hillary Clinton wouldn't have been running for president if Bill hadn't slept around on her. Sarah Palin would be running for vice-president if Bill hadn't slept around on Hillary either.
The Republicans and Women. By nominating Sarah Palin, conservative Republicans have proved once again that they don't hate women. Conservatives have two behaviors toward women-- hating women or proving that they don't hate women.
Foreign Policy Experience. Who says Sarah Palin doesn't foreign policy experience. She has visited the Lower 48.
It Takes a Village. Before being elected governor, Sarah Palin's main political experience was serving as mayor of her hometown of Wassila, Alaska--population 8,000 and change. Yes, it does take a village to raise a vice-president.
Cindy Shouldn't Worry. Miss Teen RSI thinks that John McCain is sleeping with Sarah Palin. But Cindy shouldn't worry. Sarah Palin only owns three houses.
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Great stuff. I like political humor and satire. There is a lot to think about with McCain's choice. This will make for lots more laughs on SNL and the late shows. Can't wait for more.
I was thinking the same thing as Miss Teen RSI! But maybe McCain and his Rielle Hunter, excuse me, Sarah Palin only have a professional relationship...
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