Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Rudy Giuliani: The Paris Hilton Candidate

In a recent speech, Rudy Giuliani left the Iraq War out of the 12 priorities of his campaign. Just like Paris Hilton has "people" who read her mail, Giuliani expects "other people" to handle Iraq.

What I was trying to do was to look at the things, as best as you can predict it now, that are going to be there a year and a half from now,” he said. “Iraq may get better; Iraq may get worse. We may be successful in Iraq; we may not be. I don’t know the answer to that. That’s in the hands of other people. But what we do know for sure is the terrorists are going to be at war with us a year, a year and a half from now.
For Giuliani, the Bush administration is handling Iraq. Of course, there's a sense in which that is true. The Iraq War is in the incompetent hands of the Bush administration. But, Giuliani is using the Bush administration just like Paris Hilton used her publicist--as a crutch to absolve himself of responsibility for evaluating the military progress of the surge, commenting on the insurgency, or analyzing the strengths and weaknesses of the Maliki government. In fact, Giuliani seems to see the Bush administration as an excuse for not thinking about the war. Sort of like Paris didn't want to think about her suspended license.

Maybe Giuliani should think about putting out his own line of perfume the next time he dresses up in drag.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good stuff here, Ric, on Giuliani. Maybe the reason he seems to duck talking about what he would do about Iraq is because he doesn't KNOW what he would do about Iraq. He sticks to the terrorism issue which has been a winner for him, given his limited experience, eh? Btw, are you posting on the "New Fray" at all? Have not seen your nick on there is a while.

Best as always, your friend in CO.

Ric Caric said...

Thanks. Rudy might also be hoping that Bush will be drawing down the troops by the time the Republican convention rolls around.