Monday, July 10, 2006

That Zidane is RedState Tough!!

Here in the Red States, we were especially shocked by Zinedine Zidane's head butt. When in god's name did French guys get that tough? I mean that head butt was so vicious that Matarazzi was lucky he didn't break a couple of ribs. Ouch!

Aren't the French wimpy little wine drinkers? Damn, Zidane was the BOSS out there. A real take no crap, take no prisoners, middle-linebacker kind of guy. Bobby Knight and Barry Switzer are hard-hearded, but Zidane takes it to another level. Some of my buddies have already talked about naming their next sons Zidane rather than Josh or Brandon. Well, those names are kind of wimpy.

Hey, I'm going to listen the next time the French tell us not to invade a country!

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