Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Don't Let Your Daughters Have Coaches!

At least not in Texas. Texas newspapers reports that a girls basketball coach was arrested for sexual assault in Tarrant County while a girls wrestling coach was arrested for molesting his Leander, Texas wrestlers. Coaches have become a blight on the Red States as more and more of them have become more addicted to screaming at players with vein-popping, neck-bulging intensity. That's one reason why the Red States like the vein popping hysterics of televangelists or the over-the-top nastiness of Tom DeLay. We learn it from our coaches.

Jesus Quote for the Day:
Matthew 5: 38-39, "Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth; But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.

Jesus must have been an Ann Coulter kind of liberal. He believed in submitting to the blows of evil-doers, but not in punishing them. That's why you hear a lot about the Ten Commandments but little about Jesus in the Red States.

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