Saturday, January 10, 2009

Sarah Palin: The White Oprah?

The conservative on-line magazine Newsmax has an item about Sarah Palin becoming "the White Oprah." Actually, it would be more accurate to refer to Palin as becoming the "white conservative Oprah."

Why not?

Everybody would win.

Sarah Palin would win because she's now too big for Alaska and needs a national stage.

Conservativism would win because they really need a cult figure who's more alive than Ronald Reagan.

And there would be nothing better for the left than having Sarah Palin on national television for an hour every day. My left-wing feet get very happy thinking about Palin's patter about the real meaning of Pentacostalism, God's plan for the Israelis and Palestinians, and why all those little embryos should be kept in cold storage rather than used for health research.

Personally, I can't wait to see Fox's launch of Sarah! She'd practically be a recruitment machine for the left.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Would Sarah have to have a girl friend like Gail and endorse fraudulent books?