Was Obama on the Grassy Knoll?

Thank God for American conservatives. True, they haven't gotten to the truth about Barack Obama quite yet. But they're well on their way.

In a very insightful column for the National Review Online, the singularly talented conservative journalist Andrew McCarthy reflects on whether former Weatherman Bill Ayres wrote Barack Obama's memoir of growing up as a black man.

I've finally read Jack Cashill's lengthy analysis in The American Thinker. It is thorough, thoughtful, and alarming — particularly his deconstruction of the text in Obama's memoir and comparison to the themes, sophistication and signature phraseology of Bill Ayers' memoir.

Or was Barack Obama the evil mastermind who wrote William Ayres' memoir instead? Intrepid minds like McCarthy want to know.

Journalists from the National Review Online go even farther. Mark Hemingway has an article today on how Barack Obama endorsed loans from his Chicago friends to Myrtle Beach mob interests.

From all indications, Obama's mob associates are "made" Mafia men, maybe even the Sopranos themselves (bias alert--I'm related to the Sopranos of Waverly, NY). Indications are that Obama is consolidating all the world's mafias under his control before he's elected president. That way Obama will be able to use the FBI to protect his organized crime interests.

But none of these authors captures the whole truth about Barack Obama.

For that, we have to return the the Grassy Knoll in Dallas, the grassy knoll from which John F. Kennedy was really assassinated in 1963.

Newly discovered pictures from Fox News indicate beyond any doubt that Barack Obama was present on the grassy knoll when Kennedy was shot.

And that he had a gun.

Forget Lee Harvey Oswald. Barack Obama really killed John F. Kennedy.

Squeamish liberals might object that Barack Obama was only two when Kennedy was assassinated.

And that Obama was living in Hawaii at the time.

What moral cowards! Obama was not only two years old. In fact, he was two years and three months at the time of the assassination.

And that makes all the difference.

Children who are 27 months old are perfectly capable of traveling by themselves and have been known to easily handle handguns and rifles like the Italian carbine that shot Kennedy. In fact, our vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin had all her children proficiently handling moose-guns when they were only eighteen months.

Given Barack Obama's superior intelligence, he would have had no problem bringing his carbine from Hawaii to Dallas and taking aim at one of America's greatest presidents.

Barack Obama--plagiarist, mafia kingpin, and the real killer of our beloved president.

Bank on it.

***Note. My younger sister did indeed marry into the Soprano family. Her son "Vinnie" has moved to Myrtle Beach to further the family's interests there.****