Ann Coulter's Gay America

So, how's a girl like Ann Coulter to sell millions of books and justify her big fat advance?

Coulter's first launch of her book Godless was spiked by the death of the terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi in Iraq. That made Coulter the only person in America who was disappointed by Zarqawi's death.

Now, Coulter's second launch has to compete with the war in Lebanon?

Coulter responded to this marketing problem by falling back on her standard technique of dropping little "bigot bombs" on liberals, gays, Muslims, immigrants and just about every non-right wing thing that moves. This time Coulter called Bill Clinton a "latent homosexual" because he's "promiscuous" in the same way that gay men supposedly are promiscuous.

And she did it.

By being "outrageous" yet again, Coulter cut through the media clutter and got herself back on tv, back on right-wing radio, and back in the minds of millions of American consumers. Cha-ching!

And Ann deserves bonus points for revealing that she thinks of the U. S. as the greatest gay nation on earth.

If Bill Clinton is gay, so are tens of millions of other American men who used to think of themselves as heterosexual. What about guys who are looking to hook-up with the women they meet in bars, parties, and classrooms? Gay! Husbands who cheat on their wives? Gay! Those Wedding Crasher guys? Gay! Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh? Gay!

Are you a guy who's promiscuous in your heart whether you can get anyone to sleep with you or not? You're gay! Go to strip clubs? You're Gay Too! Fantasize about sleeping with swimsuit models, Jessica Alba, or Ann Coulter herself? According to Ann, you're gay! ALL GAY!

It's mind boggling in its subtlety. In dropping her little bigot bomb on Bill Clinton, Coulter has pronounced almost every male in America as gay. As a red-blooded American patriot, Coulter has to think of the U. S. as the greatest gay country on earth.

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