tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30856325.post7508043058413787902..comments2023-10-26T04:05:58.497-07:00Comments on Red State Impressions: A QueryRic Carichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12715258697811131789noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30856325.post-21382093086657909822009-08-06T21:57:19.605-07:002009-08-06T21:57:19.605-07:00On second thought, CLASS action!!On second thought, CLASS action!!Todd Mayonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30856325.post-17800756453905290052009-08-06T21:55:25.191-07:002009-08-06T21:55:25.191-07:00Two words: Civil Action.Two words: Civil Action.Todd Mayonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30856325.post-74879831983002459812009-08-06T18:53:54.432-07:002009-08-06T18:53:54.432-07:00Here are some tips. It's not Letterman's t...Here are some tips. It's not Letterman's top ten but will have to do.<br /><br />10. Tell the lawyer you've just been in an accident hit by a drunk driver and you are headed for the hospital in the ambulance. <br /><br />9. Include a question as to how to protect the millions you just won in the PowerBall lottery.<br /><br />8. Suggest that your doctor from a large medical center just prescribed the wrong medication and you have a big pain and need to add another lawyer to the team for the malpractice suit.<br /><br />7. Inform the law firm that you will be going on national TV to discuss your business relations you had with a record deal with Michael Jackson and you need a lawyer with you.<br /><br />6. Tell them that Mr. Madoff keeps calling you from his prison cell and you need some legal help to deal with his estate. <br /><br />5. Make sure that the legal office that you call isn't owned or operated or represent the same people who are suing you.<br /><br />4. Have your office assistant call the firm and indicate you need help with your rich uncle's estate that you just inherited. <br /><br />3. Don't make the call to the lawyer's office a collect call. Call direct.<br /><br />2. Make sure when you call the firm you don't use a lot of obscenities about dirty rotten lawyers that never return your calls. <br /><br />1. Don't call the same legal firm that you just trashed in your blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com